| Q1 Your Sexual Preference: |
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| Male | (43%) |
| Female | (43.4%) |
| A bit of both | (13.8%) |
| Q2 Your age: |
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| 18 – 24 | (40.1%) |
| 25 – 29 | (23.7%) |
| 30 – 34 | (14.4%) |
| 35 – 39 | (9.4%) |
| 40 – 44 | (6.5%) |
| 45+ | (6.1%) |
| Q3 Your country of birth: |
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| Argentina | (0.8%) |
| Australia | (86.4%) |
| Austria | (0.3%) |
| Belgium | (0.2%) |
| Brazil | (0.1%) |
| Canada | (0.3%) |
| China | (0.2%) |
| France | (0.1%) |
| Germany | (0.2%) |
| Hong Kong | (0.3%) |
| Ireland | (0.3%) |
| Italy | (0.2%) |
| Korea | (0.1%) |
| Mexico | (0%) |
| Netherlands | (0.1%) |
| New Zealand | (2.4%) |
| Singapore | (0.2%) |
| Spain | (0%) |
| United Kingdom | (3.6%) |
| United States | (0.5%) |
| Taiwan | (0.1%) |
| Other | (3.7%) |
| Q4 Your place of residence: |
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| ACT | (5.5%) |
| NT | (1.8%) |
| NSW | (30.5%) |
| QLD | (16.3%) |
| SA | (6%) |
| TAS | (3.9%) |
| VIC | (16.3%) |
| WA | (18.8%) |
| Other | (1.1%) |
| Q5 Your current relationship status: |
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| Single | (21.3%) |
| Dating | (24.2%) |
| Defacto | (18.5%) |
| Engaged / Married | (36.2%) |
| Q6 Pat Benatar once sang, “Love is a Battlefield.” Others would suggest the art of love making isn’t a war zone. So, what do you think? |
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| Pat Benetar was right on the money! I’ve suffered numerous sex related injuries, the worst resulting in a visit to the closest ER department. | (4.2%) |
| All is fair in love and war – if there’s no pain, there’s no gain! | (52.2%) |
| Battlefield Shmattlefield! Love making should be as sensual and gentle as possible. | (31.5%) |
| There’s definitely no place for pain in my bedroom. | (12.2%) |
| Q7 Sexual intercourse is a physical activity. So do you exercise the necessary common sense and caution before “commencing play”? |
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| My partner and I always “stretch” before getting down to business. | (6.8%) |
| Common sense sure – if it’s not on, it’s not on, but warm-ups certainly aren’t part of our regime. | (31.4%) |
| No way! Where’s the spontaneity in that? | (61.9%) |
| Q8 Which of the following minor injuries or “marks” have you experienced? |
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| Pleased to say I’ve never had any. | (10.6%) |
| I had a hicky on my neck once, although I wore a turtleneck to cover it up. | (9.7%) |
| Definitely a few bites and scratches – all worthy of public display! | (13.7%) |
| Carpet burn on the knees. Oh, and a few bruises along the way. | (15.2%) |
| All of the above at various times. | (50.9%) |
| Q9 Have you experienced any of the following muscular injuries following energetic sex? |
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| Severe back pain. I couldn’t walk the next day. | (6.7%) |
| Recurring muscular pains in the groin and hamstrings. | (23.9%) |
| Overall tightness in the muscles from trying new positions! | (69.4%) |
| Q10 Have you experienced an injury while utilizing the following items? |
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| Bedhead: banging of my head / face. | (67.5%) |
| Car Bonnet: burnt my butt – should have parked the car in the shade! | (3.7%) |
| Table: hit the deck when the table collapsed. | (4%) |
| Bedroom furniture: bumped the dresser and wore a TV / lamp! | (25.1%) |
| Q11 Have you sustained any injuries while masturbating? |
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| No, I’m very gentle with myself. | (53%) |
| Just a few friction burns. | (35.2%) |
| Yes, a little bruising here and there. | (10.4%) |
| Yes, it got stuck firmly! | (1.7%) |
| Q12 Have you ever used any of the following household items as sex toys / aids? |
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| Dog lead | (4%) |
| Zucchini | (15.3%) |
| Bottle | (21.2%) |
| Hairbrush | (18.6%) |
| Carrot | (23.4%) |
| Horse whip / crop | (6.8%) |
| Spray can | (9.9%) |
| Egg | (1.4%) |
| Rubber band | (5.2%) |
| Potato | (0.6%) |
| Kitchen utensil | (11.2%) |
| Vacuum cleaner | (4.3%) |
| Power cord | (1.9%) |
| Other | (31.6%) |
| None of the above | (41.8%) |
| Q13 Have you sustained any injuries as a result of using such household items as sex toys / aids? |
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| Yes, I had to visit the Emergency Department to have an object removed. Cringe! (Ed’s Note – buy an appropriate toy from adultshop.com and please take care!) | (0.9%) |
| A few friction issues I wasn’t expecting – lube may have prevented that!! | (23.4%) |
| No injuries to date as I only use toys designed for this use. | (59.7%) |
| No, not into toys / objects. | (16.1%) |
| Q14 Penile fractures are most commonly the result of poorly judged re-entry. Have you or your partner ever experienced this? |
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| Yes | (12.5%) |
| No | (87.6%) |
| Q15 Hindsight’s a wonderful thing! Looking back, are there ways you could have prevented these injuries? |
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| Should have used more lubricant. | (20.9%) |
| Definitely less lube – far too slippery! | (2.4%) |
| Turns out, it was way too big. | (3.2%) |
| A little small – slipped straight in and that’s where it stayed! | (1.8%) |
| Less rigorous activity, perhaps. | (18.9%) |
| Should have left that position to yoga enthusiasts. | (9.1%) |
| I’ve always been careful - no injuries to report. | (44%) |
| Q16 Will you be “sexploring” tonight? |
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| Absolutely. I’m always keen to investigate new options! | (24.8%) |
| Possibly. Let’s see what happens. | (43.9%) |
| Making love – yes, but not “sexploring” as such. | (7.6%) |
| No. I won’t be having sex either. | (23.9%) |