| Q1 Your sexual preference: |
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| Male | (42.5%) |
| Female | (42.5%) |
| A bit of both | (15.1%) |
| Q2 Your age: |
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| 18 - 24 | (35.9%) |
| 25 - 29 | (26.5%) |
| 30 - 34 | (15.7%) |
| 35 - 39 | (15.1%) |
| 45 + | (6.8%) |
| Q3 Your country of birth: |
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| Australia | (91.6%) |
| Canada | (0.6%) |
| China | (0.5%) |
| Germany | (0.3%) |
| Ireland | (0.3%) |
| Korea | (0.1%) |
| New Zealand | (2%) |
| Singapore | (0.2%) |
| United Kingdom | (3.7%) |
| United States | (0.8%) |
| Q4 Your current relationship status: |
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| Single | (21.6%) |
| Dating | (24.1%) |
| De-facto | (15.6%) |
| Engaged - Married | (38.7%) |
| Q5 How noisy is your lovemaking? Are you a Maria Sharapova when you hit the moan-zone or do you like to play your love match as quiet as a mouse? |
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| I’m a screamer – the neighbours are always asking me to turn it down a notch! | (6.7%) |
| I like to moan and groan – I want my partner to know how g-o-o-d it feels | (61.4%) |
| Sometimes I might purr and pant but I never lose control | (19.1%) |
| Occasionally I make a noise just before peaking | (11.3%) |
| No way - I barely make a peep! | (1.7%) |
| Q6 Brazen bedroom banter can add a bit of heat under the sheets. Have you ever delivered a dirty discourse to get from go to whoa? |
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| Absolutely – I find talking dirty very horny | (23.1%) |
| Quite often - it’s hugely sexy for us both | (23%) |
| Throwing out the odd naughty command is usually all I need | (34.4%) |
| Sometimes - but silence can also say so much | (17.3%) |
| Never - the thought of verbalising my sexual preferences sends shivers up my spine | (2.4%) |
| Q7 Pillow talk can turn a sexual monologue into a seductive dialogue. Do you use a special voice when talking dirty in the boudoir? |
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| Absolutely – low and deep takes the eroticism through the roof | (10.2%) |
| Yes – but I like a breathy whisper to bring my other senses into focus | (32.4%) |
| Occasionally I can take on a whole new persona | (20.5%) |
| Sometimes I like to talk in a foreign tongue (ever wondered how French Kissing got its name?) | (4.1%) |
| No – I use my normal talking voice | (33.1%) |
| Q8 If filthy talk isn’t your forte, how about a flirty SMS? Have you discovered the Joy of Text with your mobile phone yet? |
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| Absolutely – and it’s a regular part of our sexual regime | (22.1%) |
| Yes and I look forward to my partner’s textual intercourse with my inbox | (24.7%) |
| Yes although we really only use it when my partner’s away | (26.2%) |
| No but I’m definitely keen to try! | (16.3%) |
| No thanks - exchanging moist messages just doesn’t do it for me | (10.9%) |
| Q9 Naughty or nice we know Posh Spice does it, but have you ever used your mobile phone to exchange nude or raunchy photos with someone? |
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| Absolutely – sexy, saucy sex bomb pictures are the ultimate tease | (21%) |
| Yes I’ve exchanged photos – it’s hot! | (20.7%) |
| Yes but only occasionally - its not at all like you see in the lad’s mags | (10.9%) |
| I did once but it wasn’t quite the porn star look I was hoping for | (9.5%) |
| No thanks - I’m way too worried they’ll end up in the wrong hands! | (38.1%) |
| Q10 Distance makes the heart grow fonder but it can also make you mighty frisky. Have you ever had phone sex to make a carnal connection when the miles kept you apart? |
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| Yes, its how we stay intimate when we’re not together | (14.8%) |
| Yes and generally I’ll up the erotic ante by masturbating while I chat | (33.5%) |
| Yes I have done but I find tantalising talk can be tricky | (26.6%) |
| No, the thought of it leaves me speechless | (20.9%) |
| No, not unless ringing those magazine ads counts? | (4.4%) |
| Q11 The internet has opened up a whole new fantasy world of excitement and erotic email encounters. Have you ever dabbled in some dot cum fun? |
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| Yes absolutely, it’s the perfect no-strings satisfaction | (22.7%) |
| Yes – email allows you to be less inhibited and more creative | (16.9%) |
| Yes - but I really need more than an erotic email exchange to get going | (16.4%) |
| No but only because I don’t have a cyber buddy to spice it up with | (16.7%) |
| No – the technology tease is just not for me | (27.4%) |
| Q12 Have you ever formed a cyber chick or cyber dick persona and got flirty and dirty in an internet chat room? |
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| Yes, it’s how I met my current partner! | (3.2%) |
| Yes - it’s great fun and convenient sex for singles | (18.7%) |
| Yes I’ve been in one, but I didn’t really find what I was looking for | (12.3%) |
| Yes I’ve checked them out once or twice, but have never gone as far as setting up my own profile | (21.8%) |
| No – the idea of an internet interlude just doesn’t do it for me | (44.3%) |
| Q13 Has your SMS / long distance / cyber sex chat partner ever brought you to orgasm? |
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| Absolutely – to text is the new sex! | (7.2%) |
| Yes, yes, yes, tantalising talk is a total turn-on for me | (23.1%) |
| Yes but I really need a bit more than dirty dialogue to get down | (18.1%) |
| No – for me it’s got to be the real deal | (27.4%) |
| No – I don’t have an SMS /long distance / cyber sex buddy to spice it up with me | (24.6%) |
| Q14 Have you ever had a virtual sex affair in cyberspace when you’ve had a real life partner? |
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| Yes, it was sexually satisfying without putting my partner at risk | (7%) |
| Yes - the anonymity of the internet made it easy for me to “stray” | (10.3%) |
| Yes but my internet interlude was a big mistake | (4.1%) |
| No, but I’m definitely up for engaging in some nasty netiquette | (20.7%) |
| No, I don’t chat with my internet partners like that | (58.2%) |
| Q15 Has your real life partner ever caught you cybersex surfing and called it infidelity? |
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| Yes, and they broke up with me for being unfaithful | (1.5%) |
| Yes I’ve been caught in the virtual act and they weren’t very happy about it | (4%) |
| Yes but they didn’t mind - its not like I was getting my real life rocks off | (12.2%) |
| No never – I’m much too clever to get caught | (49.3%) |
| No but only because I don’t have a real life partner! | (33.4%) |
| Q16 Jenna Jameson told us “How to Make Love Like A Porn Star” in her recent biography. Do you ever watch erotic movies to learn how to shag like a starlet? |
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| Absolutely, I have a library and love the action in these films | (14.3%) |
| Yes and I aim to give an award winning performance every time | (19.7%) |
| Occasionally I try to give those saucy sex starlets a run for their money | (32.1%) |
| I have but don’t find the action very realistic | (21%) |
| No, it’s just not my thing | (13.3%) |
| Q17 Though erotic literature isn't a substitute for a warm, willing body, it does a great job of getting the juices going. Have you and your partner ever read a bedtime story together? |
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| Yes – the more vivid the better because the devil is in the details | (15.7%) |
| Yes – literotica is like a lesson in lovemaking for us | (8.3%) |
| Yes but we rarely get past the first few paragraphs! | (17.8%) |
| Yes but reading is just not the same as seeing | (16.8%) |
| No, it’s just not our thing | (41.7%) |
| Q18 Have you ever written your own erotic tale to turn one another on? |
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| Absolutely and it’s generally hang onto the headboard type stuff too | (7.4%) |
| Yes, it’s a great tool for boosting both fantasies and communication between us | (9.9%) |
| Yes, we’ve found the graphic teasing builds sexual tension and imagination | (15.5%) |
| Yes, we’ve taken the creative initiative but didn’t find it arousing | (3.6%) |
| No, it’s just not our thing | (63.9%) |
| Q19 Will you be talkin' dirty tonight? |
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| Absolutely! | (26.2%) |
| Yes, if I'm lucky | (37.6%) |
| Not likely, but I'm hopeful... | (28.2%) |
| Not a chance! | (8.4%) |